Art Words – Let’s not forget we are at a party #sick #funny

Right then! You seemingly down trodden troopers contesting ‘hot pants’ and those sporadic moments where we manifest eating great big puff balls of candy floss, riddled with sugar surged shots of enthusiasm. I tell you this!

No wonder gerbils are living off grass from the bottom of mouldy spice jars and the world is no longer square. There’s better things to worry about!! I am sure you will agree my siblings of the naked nipples …

There’s no such thing as a whimsical dose of licquorice leaf tea accompanied by a brass fire stoker in the shape of a mermaid with only one arm.

There. Told YOU!

Yes! You! It’s about time someone suggested you put your purple verruca where your belly button is once and for all. And … when I say ALL. I mean none of you.

So … let’s get on with it. When does this party start and can I go home yet.

Tiffany Belle Harper.

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Useful links:

Blackpool Heritage Tram Tours

Premier Taxis (100% electric cars)

Viva Blackpool

Blackpool Zoo

Funny Girls

Hogarths Gin Bar

The Eating Inn (South Shore) 

The Stone Grill (15 minute drive or tram)

The Royal Carlton Hotel

(late drinks around the corner with sea view)

Dirty Blondes (bar and pizza)

Winter Gardens ( theatre, great afternoon tea)

St John's Church (set in beautiful square in town)

Michael Wans Mandarin (family run)

Blackpool Comedy Club 

Amazing Graze

(delicious stone baked pizza take away, all proceeds support the very vulnerable it is around the corner of Belleva on Talbot Street you will be made welcome)

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Belleva House is a boutique villa hotel located on St Chads Road Blackpool. 7 individually designed, elegant 'double' bedrooms - ideal for that peaceful, romantic getaway to a quirky, nostalgic seaside town. Each bedroom has a private bathroom or en-suite shower room. Your chosen room comes with a hamper of treats to enjoy during your stay - along with hot drinks, water, mints, fresh towels, eco toiletries, bath robes and most rooms have a mini fridge. Plus super fast inclusive WIFI, flat screen smart TV, movie channels and Alexa! Three of our luxurious bathrooms also have (bathroom friendly) wall mounted flat screen smart TV. There is a communal chill out lounge with free tea and coffee, magazines and books plus art and crafts for sale and a 'hot pot' of the day. All bookings are inclusive of a Mediterranean style breakfast.